An Eastern European couple book a two week holiday over the Internet. The destination is the delightful Happy Inn at Membleton Services. The holiday is spoilt by the high prices and lack of quality of the cuisine. The only food of any worth they could get at their branch of the chain in Oskcovorad. They are impressed by the industrious nature of the British, whizzing here and there and making no complaint at the terrible standard of food and the rip-off standard of billing.
There is more to this mad idea but I am not sure I can be bothered.